HURRY, TIME IS SHORT!!
Deadline: March 5 at 11:59 PM CST.
WHY YOU’LL REGRET WAITING:
• 🔥 March 5 = GONE FOREVER. No extensions. No leftovers.
• 🚫 No Proof? No Party. This kit’s exclusive to pre-order heroes.
• 🦡 Playful Tone, Serious Rewards: We’re quirky, but your growth isn’t a joke.
FUNKY FAQS
Q: What if I lost my receipt?
A: Check your email for order confirmations. Still stuck? Howl at contact@cottonhouse.press
Q: When do I get the goods?
A: March 4! We’ll email your digital kit at midnight (CST).
Q: Is the possum meat real?
A: 😉 Metaphors only. (But try the BBQ sauce recipe.)
🚨 REMEMBER: MARCH 5 IS POSSUM JUDGMENT DAY. ACT NOW OR WALLOW IN REGRET! 🚨
Did you Pre-order? Claim Your “EAT THE POSSUM” Launch KIT
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